Bong Better Business Bureau

Over my years as a stoner I have encountered a number of bad dealers. Guys who let their girlfriends pinch from the bags before selling, others who don't bother to use a scale. Some boast of pungent exotic strains when it is obvious it is just the local garden variety, almost everything is local here. Some are sketchy and make you meet them in Wendy's parking lot, others make you hang out at their house for an hour because they are so paranoid that their neighbors will notice high traffic. Some like to overcharge just for the hell of it, and I hate it when a so called dealer never stays in stock.

Today my dealer rant is about Tall and Sassy, a side note to all of my other issues with them. Several weeks ago they started "slinging" as they are so inclined to call it. Tall is one of those who when he goes and buys an ounce, he trusts that it's an ounce without weighing it until he divides it out. However, when he is selling that whole ounce (say to someone like the hubby and I) he doesn't bother weighing it at all. It's easy to get ripped off, come on buddy, look out for your friends, will ya? Also, after bringing us that unweighed ounce, he won't smoke with us. Should we really be trusting weed that our dealer won't smoke?

The topper on the whole irritating cake (mm, cake) is Sassy, who I am pretty sure the whole "slinging" thing was her idea. Sassy has been posting bulletins with survey after survey on MySpace, which in itself isn't the problem, it's that every chance she gets, she digs on stoners. She hates people who smoke every day, she actually used the word "ew" to describe the need for pot. Basically stoners suck. Well fuck her too, huh? She's a damn stoner!! I'm pretty sure she even hooks up her fifteen year old brother for goodness sakes. Even today, Tall and Sassy sent me a picture of their new pipe, what the hell?! (On a side note, we have a pipe just like it that we got years ago, I'm not too impressed.)

How can you be a dealer and a weed smoker, but hate stoners? I am thoroughly perplexed about this one. Plus I am not sure how to not take it as an insult. Other then their other supposed best friends, we are probably the biggest stoners they know.

It's pissing me off, which to make it suck even more, tomorrow is payday. Do we get our bi-monthly stock from Tall and Sassy again and go through the same annoying routine? Or do we go to someone else and pay considerably more for it and probably have to deal with one of the other bad techniques I mentioned? This is one of the reasons weed should be legalized, you'd actually be able to do something other then bitch about bad dealers.